Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Ethiopian Jokes : Three brothers and Three Beers

Tekle an ethiopian living in the UK walks into a pub. The bartender asks him,
"what´ll you have?"
Tekle answers, " Ja, Give me three shots please."

 So the bartender brings him three pints and Tekle proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they´re gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says: "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don´t have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I´ll bring you a fresh cold one."

 Tekle says: "You don´t understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one still in South Africa. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we´d still drink together. So right now, my brothers are having three Beers too, and we´re drinking together."

The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.

The bartender said to him, "I know what your Ethiopian tradition is, and I´d just like to say that I´m sorry that one of your brothers died."

Tekle answers: "Aye, No Man my brothers are fine  I just quit drinking."

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