Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Funny Women jokes

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey,  he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?

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