Ethiopian Jokes : 4000 years of Ethiopian Civiliastion .

After diggin' up a few hundred meters , a British archeologist found , scraps of telephone lines and concluded that the British used crude telephone 2000 years ago and it was published on their newspapers .

Then an American scientist dug up a 1000 years old fiber optics scraps and Boosted American people used fast telephone lines in the olden days & it was a hit sale on Washington times .

A week later , an Ethiopian newspaper publishes a report by Tekle - Local archeologist & an expert Grave digger . "After digging hundreds of meters the Ethiopian scientist Tekle has found NOTHING .Thus, concluded that our Ethiopian ancestors were using Mobile phones because of telephone cable thefts ".

Ethiopian Jokes : Tekle and The Fedral police.

One day Tekle had a car accident,He was hit by a fedral police, crowd dispersal unit vehicle .His injury was serious enough to take driver to court .

Inside court :

 "Sima ,Didn´t you say, at the scene of the accident, I´m fine?" said the federal.

Tekle responded,

"min?, well I ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite mule fantu into the...."

"I didn´t ask for any details," the federal interrupted

 "Just answer the question."

"Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, I´m fine!"

Tekle said,

 "wey gud, well I had just got fantu into the trailer & I was driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said,

"Your honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told my friends on the scene that he was just fine.
Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue me. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Tekle’s answer & said to the Federal,

 "I´d like to hear what he has to say about his favourite mule fantu."

 Tekle thanked the Judge & proceeded,

 "Ja well as I was saying, I had just loaded fantu, my favourite mule, into the trailer & was driving her down the highway when this huge Fedral Police car & trailer ran the stop sign & smacked my 4x4 bakkie right in the side.

I was thrown into one ditch & fantu was thrown into the other.
I was hurting real bad & didn´t want to move.
However, I could hear old fantu moaning & groaning.
I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident the fedral came on the scene.
He could hear fantu moaning & groaning so he went over to her.
After he looked at her, he took out his gun & shot her between the eyes.
Then the the federal came across the road with his gun in his hand & looked at me. He said,

"Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?"

Ethiopian Jokes : Three brothers and Three Beers

Tekle an ethiopian living in the UK walks into a pub. The bartender asks him,
"what´ll you have?"
Tekle answers, " Ja, Give me three shots please."

 So the bartender brings him three pints and Tekle proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they´re gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says: "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don´t have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I´ll bring you a fresh cold one."

 Tekle says: "You don´t understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one still in South Africa. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we´d still drink together. So right now, my brothers are having three Beers too, and we´re drinking together."

The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.

The bartender said to him, "I know what your Ethiopian tradition is, and I´d just like to say that I´m sorry that one of your brothers died."

Tekle answers: "Aye, No Man my brothers are fine  I just quit drinking."

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